i need to sleep.

(Readers are advised to read this in a high pitched irritating voice)

Hel-looo fab people! Guess who's in London now? That's right, me! Like, oh my god, this is like, such an amazing place. I am feeling soooo jet-lagged from yesterday morning's 13-hour first-class trip. I got to sit beside this reaaalllyyy cute Korean guy who introduced himself as G-Dragon (I know! Such a weird name lol!) and we exchanged our phone numbers! I'm soo head over heels (Louboutins, nothing less) in love with him! Right now I'm just chilling in my luxurious suite typing in my pink Macbook because pink is soooo my color.

Shopping here is fantastic, like, gosh! I only spent like 100 pounds so far I think? Of course, I can always ask Daddy for more. Went to the usual places like Harrods, Hamleys, Libertys, M&M, Jack Wills and Juicy Couture. Puh-lease, a girl can never have enough stuff in her closet! Especially a girl as ah-may-zing as me. I can't wait to go to other places to shop! Brr, it's freezing here! That's why I keep my trench coats close, especially my favvv one, the hot pink Burberry (nothing less) trench coat! Oh my god, I almost forgot something? I was strutting down the streets of London when two ladies stopped me and asked whether I want to become a model! Squeal! Watch out, you're seeing the next Cara Delevingne here mhmm. You'll be seeing me on the covers of Vogue, Elle, Marie Claire and Harper's Bazaar soon.

And then..

Someone who looked so much like me came and and did a flying kick to me! Oh my god, she said that she knows where I'm staying and she's gonna get me and OH MY GOD THE DOOR'S OPEN SHE'S WALKING TOWARDS ME WITH A ROPE AND SHE'S GONNA KILL--

-

Hi. This is Durrah and I barely murdered THAT creature. This is not good for my mental health. You know you're desperate for a holiday trip overseas when you start imagining stuff like that example above and starts editing pictures of yourself in a different country. Yes. The picture above is edited and I haven't moved from my spot here in front of my dad's laptop in my dark, stuffy room ohoho. 

D-3 to Japan. I'm getting too excited for this. Budak tak biasa naik kapal terbang ni. An aunt of mine was generous enough to lend me her jackets/coats (keyword: lend). My mother forbid me from wearing those because it was too thin and I am 10 years too young to wear something like that mehehe. So I ended up wearing those saja-saja with my cousins (kita budak-budak tak biasa pakai coat) and, well, hallucinating- 

"Hi, I belajar dekat Glasgow, Ireland dan ini derp face I."

"Is my pose okay, photographer?"

Here we have a dangerous creature who refuses to believe that she is not a pelican and cannot fly.

If anyone ever finds my sanity, do contact me by making clucking noises in the public and I'll gladly take it back : ) 

Right now I'm watching We Got Married - Jung Joon Young and Jung Yumi. Episode 13 is only coming out today sob. So obsessed with them and they really suit each other. I've been watching Joon Young's performances in Superstar K4 and wow, he and Roy Kim are really talented. He's also really funny in Happy Together. 

Kinda obsessed with this song now: Radiohead's Creep. The lyrics are kinda sad and creepy at the same time. Here's a cover of the song with the lyrics in it. 

I'm a creep | I'm a weirdo | What the hell am I doing here? | I don't belong here

I need to sleep and.. er, yeah, sleep. Goodbye.